You might laugh but this guy can still pull the babes

A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

When the sun is in your eyes it helps if you turn your hat around

You Gotta Love A Hotel That Caters To Your Extravagant Request To Make Your Stay That Much Better

Check Out The Prison Sentences And The Money Involved. Seems Fair.

It Might Be A Good Idea To Read This Book If Your Cat Looks At You Funny