Could not unscrew the pickle jar lid. Really wanted pickles.

R.I.P. 50 Cent

She is so excited she is jumping for joy after finally getting to eat at Cafe Penis.

If Barack Obama had a son he would look just like Kanye.

This note on the door telling the UPS man to knock loudly didn't work so well.

Becoming an organ donor is probably your only chance to get inside her.