No time to get dressed when you can get a TV half off at 4am

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

The infamous pretzel tree

Great name for this candle scent. It should really help get people in the mood

This guy has an awesome name. Check his name tag.