Beach hottie in bikini gets nailed by lightning strike.

If you were ever to see a ghost I imagine this is the face you would make

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

Countless hours can be had laughing while watching your dog with painted eyebrows stare at you like you are crazy

Great name for this candle scent. It should really help get people in the mood

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming