When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

How do they wipe their ass?

Napoleon Dynamite Would Love These Talons

Possum Breaks Into Bakery And Stuffs His Face With Pastries Until He Was So Full He Couldn't Move.

I Bet This Little Girl Just Loves Going On Bike Rides With Mommy.

Home Team Crowd Comes Up With A Very Interesting Sign Designed To Throw The Visiting Team Off Their Game.