When you pay money to watch a DJ these days you are really paying just to look at their laptop on stage..

Politicians should wear jackets like Nascar drivers, so we could tell who bought and paid for them.

I am not sure if the news thinks society is stupid or if it was just a slow day but I am pretty sure everyone knows rain creates wet roads.

Seattle Seahawks 12th Man vs New England Patriots 12th Man

Comparing the search history for "fleshlight" and "dating tips" using Google Trends shows us that over the last decade many have decided to give up.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.