Having a mustache is cool but on your head not so much

Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.

Is it Football season yet?

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

Most Women When They Notice The Check Engine Light Is On

Braveheart looks like one crazy SOB with googly eyes.