This man appears to be taking a dump down someones chimney. I wonder if it was even Christmas?

If you were ever to see a ghost I imagine this is the face you would make

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

Man And His Dog Enjoying A Nice Sunny Day