This turtle wearing a helmet is fully prepared for battle.

Becoming an organ donor is probably your only chance to get inside her.

Enya fan club looking for like-minded individuals.

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

His beer belly adds more depth and realism to this already cool Orangutan shirt.