Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Countless hours can be had laughing while watching your dog with painted eyebrows stare at you like you are crazy

YOLO was like the one hit wonder of memes

Do Not disturb! You know what I mean?

She May Want To Cut Back On The Feeding A Bit

Finally A Shower With A Built In Thermometer