Getting pulled over for indecent exposure or he just wants her phone number

We have all been there at some point in our lives

He is a bit self conscious about his feet

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.